Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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