were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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