So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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