Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
