I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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