are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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