I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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