i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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