Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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