im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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