I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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