she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The ass gains better be worth it
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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