my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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