nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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