I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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