So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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