Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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