This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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