I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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