I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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