who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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