I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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