why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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