it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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