For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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