I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
