At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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