And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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