'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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