he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
