just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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