So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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