It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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