why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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