The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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