My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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