Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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