so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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