the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Actions speak louder than pants.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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