So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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