is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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