i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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