I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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