you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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