if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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