I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I can text with my tongue
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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