he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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