'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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