why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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