youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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