I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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