He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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