I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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