Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
