How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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