Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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