Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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