Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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