Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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